- Nick “Sparrow Guy” Curry is the self-proclaimed king of everything that happens south of I-80. If a kid played 1 high school game at Peoria Richwoods, Curry has him scouted, and he probably sucks.
- Shake loves the Bears, Cutty is his guy, but gets testy once the topic turns to Lovie Smith. Ill-advised challenge flags and worthless media quotes keep him riled up all week.
- “Phatty” Maro still isn’t 100% sure how to use the internet, or spell check, but he has some solid thoughts when it comes to the Monsters of the Midway so we keep him around.